Another (Brief) Letter to My Daughters

It seems saying these things out loud has no effect on either of you two girls, so here it is. In letter form. 

Clara,
I am not going to give you grapes if you cannot be a responsible grape-eater.  When you shove five pieces in your mouth at once, it defeats the purpose of the time I take to cut them into quarters for you.  Figure it out.

Lucy,
I generally do my best to answer all of your inquiries open and honestly.  However, there is a place and time to talk about nipples.  Target at 10am is not one of them.

Love, Mama